Folks, I have got to tell you, my ass and thighs are really changing. This morning I noticed that the sous-ass, the fat pockets directly below either ass cheek, have gone the way of the dinosaurs. Still there in skeletal form, but may reappear in a Steven Spielberg movie at any time. *hi-hat*
As you might imagine, I now walk around, patting the backs of my thighs and marveling at their relative bumplessness. I also had an "OMG is my back covered in tumors?" moment over the weekend but it turns out those are just my ribs...
In other body news, my belly is definitely less... abundant but might still uncharitably be called corpulent. Never fear, my friends, the bust remains epic.
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